#BarkingSeal

Noooo!! My sweet lil boy's voice has turned into a barking seal!!! It should be against the law for our babies to get sick!

#JesusLovesMeThisIKnow

Spilt my coffee while reaching for my wallet to pay bills over the phone, forgot milk at the store last night for today's breakfast, left the clothes in the wash over night, pretty sure my toes broke from the fire wood that fell on it but the minute I walked down the hall to check on lil man and I hear him singing "Jesus Loves Me This I know" makes all those troubles go away, as I stand back peeking into his room all I can think is "That's mine... He's Mine!" And I'm so proud!! Can't nobody wipe this smile off my face!!!

The look I get as I drive away from his preschool . . .

#CornSalamiandPicklesforBreakfast

My morning so far... I said no to "Corn, Salami and Pickles" for breakfast... I got Captain Hook thrown at me. After timeout, I give him a kiss and talk to him at which point he throws his limp body down on the floor screaming for me to "put the kisses back!" I wouldn't let him pee in the bathroom sink and I've just become the worse mother of all time according to the eye roll and slow turn and walk away I got....

#HandsAreNotForHitting

#Rubbergloves

7:45am doctors appt! I'll pay for the rubber gloves if it keeps a toddler occupied!!

‪#‎ScratchingMyHead‬ ‪#‎BathsRTheWorstThingEver‬ ‪#‎BathsRTheBestThingEver‬

Being a Mother to a toddler has to be the most confusing thing ever. The tantrum he throws when its bath time is almost as bad as the tantrum he throws when its time to get out!

LovedConfusedNeededAndHated

If ur not currently a parent ur not experiencing all the joy like I am this fine morning!  And by that I mean, trying to explain to a toddler that the time changed and to go back to bed because it was only 5:30am.  Or my favorite, being asked to help him blow his nose and then being screamed at to "put the buggers back in my nose!!!"

#JambaJuice #MomKnowsBest

Dear Jamba Juice, "I'm sorry we don't make a child size Banana Berry smoothie."  Huh??  But it's on the menu!  "No ma'am we can't.  Jamba Juice only carries four different smoothies we feel to be best for kids."  Hunny, I spend my mornings arguing with a toddler about why he can't wear his bike helmet and farm boots out in public, I'm not gonna argue with you over feeding my son bananas and strawberries, he'll have a large then!

Pretty productive day so far.  Already mopped the bathroom floor.  And by mopped I wiped up the water Nico splashed out as "a shark was getting him".

#ExBFsRelative

That awkward moment u not only pocket dial someone but FaceTime um. And they answer!

#samesame #jinglebells #thankyou

Apparently "Trick or Treat" equals "Jingle Bells" in the vocabulary of a toddler.