#CornSalamiandPicklesforBreakfast

My morning so far... I said no to "Corn, Salami and Pickles" for breakfast... I got Captain Hook thrown at me. After timeout, I give him a kiss and talk to him at which point he throws his limp body down on the floor screaming for me to "put the kisses back!" I wouldn't let him pee in the bathroom sink and I've just become the worse mother of all time according to the eye roll and slow turn and walk away I got....