Saturday, December 27, 2014

#‎GoPutThatBackAndCloseTheFridgeAllTheWayPlease‬!!!

"I'm not cutting you a piece of salami with a butter knife, while I'm in the shower son!"  I've opened a string cheese, a bag of chips, put his shoes on the right feet and even fixed his gun all while I was in the shower! But I draw the line at cutting a piece of Salami with a f***ing butta knife while showering!!

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